The thug is back

After a brief (????) hiatus, I am back. Hopefully I can continue my non-stop rants about stupid people on here.

Irony

So Shawn, Chris and me were driving to lunch today and turtle had to make a quick stop at the Collin County Court House. We were riding in his silver A4 with dark tinted windows with the front windows down. He also has an awesome powered bass tube in the trunk.

Picture this : 2 brown guys and a white guy, listening to loud angry rap music by a white guy(eminem), driving to a court house with one guy in a swastika tee-shirt(that was me :P). Now that is what i call irony.

The only thing that was missing was a confederate flag!!!

Noisy Theater Neighbors

I went to watch this Hindi movie called Rang De Basanti last week. BTW I don't care if you are brown, blue, black, orange or white, this mnovie is a must see. Great story, awesome picturisation, superb acting and best of all OUT OF THE WORLD music.
Anyway coming to my rant, this jackass who sat next to me and his fat ugly gf just wouldnt shut up. They sounded like they swallowed a f*cking microphone when they were kids. If Shawn had come with me like he promised (jerk!!!), I would probably have kicked their asses. Dudes if you come to a theater shut the f*ck up and watch the movie and go home and discuss, not DURING the movie.
Second rant: kids/babies. If you cheap ass mofos can't afford a baby sitter, wait for the DVD to come out and watch it sitting on ur cheap ass futon, with ur ugly ass kids running and screaming all over the place. Please don't bring them to the theater and spoil the fun other people are having.
Ok, I am gonna step off my soap box.

OU Vs Tech - Funny Pic

This Tech fan had his house lit up for Christmas. OU fan walks by and made a few modifications like adding the first down line and the score placard.

Spiderman Vs King Kong

I watched King Kong last night and had a great time (thanks Emily). As I was watching the movie, I couldn't resist thinking about something. If by some chance, Spiderman and King Kong fought, who would win?
I think Spidey would, cos of his sticky web and his quickness. What do you guys think???

Yawn, BO-RING!!!

Ok its time to get on the soap box again. Life's so boring. No big decisions to be made. Earlier atleast I had the pleasure(???) of musing over good stuff in life, nowadays, NOTHING!!!

Top things I ponder over nowadays.
1. Do I use uppercase 'D' or lowercase 'd' to declare(d[D]im) a variable.(i know i sound sooo geeky, but its the truth)
2. Which CD do I listen to on the way to/from work?

And my favorite of all...
3. Do I use my right hand or left hand to scratch my a**

Hmmm....I wonder where is this all going?

21 things you can only get away with saying at the holidays *

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

* - taken from jenifer's blog