Superman or James Bond
Who is cooler? Who would you rather be? Ofcourse Superman can do anything. Starting from spinning the earth in the opposite direction to laying the smack-down on your a** with his pinkie, he can do everything.
But I personally think James Bond is cooler and I'd rather be him. Cool gadgets, cool car and the coolest of them all...HOT women.
Imagine saying "My name is MAN...SUPER MAN". That just sounds so freakin lame.
But I personally think James Bond is cooler and I'd rather be him. Cool gadgets, cool car and the coolest of them all...HOT women.
Imagine saying "My name is MAN...SUPER MAN". That just sounds so freakin lame.
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James Bond cannot die. If he could, he wouldnt be called the best spy in the world. The Brits know their shit and don't say stuff in random.
Why would I need X-ray vision, when I cant do shit with it? I'd rather have my personal scientist design a super cool pair of sunglasses that does the exact same thing and MORE.
Imagine saying "My name is Varadan...Vijay Varadan". That just sounds so freakin lame.
James Bond drives cool cars, which often have machine guns or rocket launchers. Ohh...and two words...Halle Berry.
James Bond is definitely better...
Dr. Carlisle: Please have a seat. [ Bond sits ] James, I have some, uh, top secret information for you.
James Bond: For my eyes only? [ laughs ]
Dr. Carlisle: [ opens folder ] I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases.
James Bond: I'm sorry?
Dr. Carlisle: 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls..
James Bond: But, what about the other 18?
Dr. Carlisle: The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. Um.. so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on. Then there are three others..
James Bond: Oh.. I thought there were only 107?
Dr. Carlisle: Yeah. Well, we're thinking it's a lab report, because these three are only found in sharks.
From an SNL Sketch
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