Same shit, just another day
OK people. Time to be honest. When you get out of bed in the morning, how many times have you felt (or still feel) "today is gonna be nothing special, its gonna be boring like any another day". There are times when I wish something exciting would happen that day. But so far nothing's happened. Like this other day, I expected somebody to come to my cube and say "Dude, you are the best, here take 1000 dollars", but NO!!! nothing happened. This is very frustrating.
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Once I got out of bed and my feet crunched down on the floor. I thought, "did I forget to put my lady bugs away last night?" Then I looked in the lady bug cage and found that somehow my lady bugs invented little lady bug-sized cutting torches and broke out of their cage. They had also created a lady-bug sized golf course and lady-bug-sized golf clubs. The seventh hole looked like quite the doozy: a sharp dogleg left with a steep green protected by bunkers and a water hazard.
The moral of the story is, never leave materials to create cutting torches and golf courses in your lady bug cage. You'll regret it.
What if someone came to your cube and said "Dude, you suck!!", and then whacked you over the head with a nine iron? That would be kind of exciting.
At this point, I guess I would welcome that too!!!
I came and ate some of your chocolate. That's kind of like giving you 1000 dollars.
How can the 'Shit' be the same each day? Do you eat the same food daily?? hahahhahahaha
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