Veggie (W)rap

Yo Yo..
Where's my hot sauce....
There is no hot sauce in my burritto

Have you ever had the vegetarian burritto, I have
I've had stuff with no meat, all my life
Made fun of by the people at the counter, for my not eatin meat
Eating plants in the morning, taking names in the evening
But guess what?, I am gonna ignore you

I'm sorry, buddy
I never meant to hurt u fool,
I never meant to whoop your butt,
But tonight, I am gonna take you to school
One more time....

Now I would never eat meat to get recognition in your midst
I look at the meat, though it is appetizing,
I would never eat that for socializing
you know its not easy being me?
going to hooters and not eating the wings
served by the waitresses that aint got wedding rings
as difficult as it can be

I'm sorry, buddy...

I'll take you back to 99, when i came into this country
I never used to eat eggs, leave alone poultry
People Here forcing me to eat beef
It gives me grief and no relief
Dont Bother me, Leave me alone
This stuff is as painful as a bladder stone
So after all this if you are gonna make fun of these facts,
I really dont give a damn. I might treat you like floor wax!

I'm sorry, buddy...