Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Hurricane Names

My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Anywhooo, I found out just today that hurricanes are named in alphabetical order, alternating between male and female names. If I were incharge of it, I would take bids from people(or companies) to name a hurricane (still following the above protocol). That way the government makes a little (more) money. [I would prolly go with the name "Bookachi". Imagine reading the headlines "more than a dozen cars sustained dings because of Hurricane Bookachi", that would just be awesome (as long as its not your car)]

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Top 3 things I wanna avoid

There are a bunch of things I wanna avoid, like catching aids from a hooker and stuff...but these three things top my list:

1. Get (arranged) married to a butt ugly chick
2. Buy a Civic/Accord/Corolla/Camry
3. Do my weekly groceries on a saturday evening at walmart

Friday, September 09, 2005

My poor Altima



Sniff...Sniff. I miss her so much!!!

Well anyway, I hit a drunk driver (either he was drunk or was getting there) recently and my car is not drivable. To make matters worse, the cops did not even subject him to an alcohol test. This is whats pissing me off even more. Thanks to Shawn, Eric, Tristan and others I am still mobile. Here is my solution to drunk drivers - Cut off their right hand!!!