Congratulations T

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present for the first time on this site, Mr and Mrs. Tristan. Tristan got married this weekend to Nadia. The wedding was awesome, and my back hurts like crazy!!! (Yo dude, thanx for the special vegetarian food on both days :)).

Lets wish the couple a happy married life.

Fair Weather Fans!!!

I have heard the phrase "Fair weather fans" before, but I found out the true meaning of that this season. Now every third person(I know I am exaggerating) is wearing a burnt orange (long horn) tee-shirt here in Dallas. Freakin jackasses!!!

Where was all this last season? The other question is, if the horns loose a clutch game this season and don't go to the Rose bowl, will all these dumbasses still be seen with UT paraphernalia?

New Wheels

Katrina evacuee hits jackpot

A 57-year-old retired librarian won $1.6 million playing the slot machine at Evangeline Downs in Opelousas, Louisiana. This is what she had to say about her winnings.

"You just don't realize what done happened until the person next to you hits you and says, 'Well, you done did it.'"

Now, WTH does this mean?

Back to the lighter side...

I know a lot of you out there are stressed out. Here's a funny one.

A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after an examination the dentist says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The cowboy grabs the doc's arm and says. "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas." The cowboy replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here," he says. "Take this pill." The cowboy asks, "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra." The cowboy looks surprised and asks, "Will that kill the pain?" "No," replies the dentist, "but it'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth."

And may I present...

Mr. and Mrs. Galyean. Yes JD tied the knot with his fiance Kelli on the first of October. The wedding was short simple and awesome. JD, the sweet tea was just mind blowing. That kinda nullified the fact that there were ABSOLUTELY NO sandwiches without meat. That was your saving grace man. Hadn't that been there, I would have had to break your knee caps :).

Lets wish the couple a happy married life.